Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook contains 50 chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.
Bringing new meaning to the term ‘food porn’. This is actually a real cookbook, featuring gems such as ‘mustard spanked chicken’ and ‘dripping thighs’ …
Aptly dedicated; “For chicken lovers everywhere”
“Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!
Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.
â€śI want you to see this. Then youâ€™ll know everything. Itâ€™s a cookbook,â€ť he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. â€śI want to prepare you, very much.â€ť This isnâ€™t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. Thereâ€™s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises weâ€™ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. â€śI will control everything that happens here,â€ť he says. â€śYou can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, youâ€™re my ingredient.â€ť Iâ€™ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into somethingâ€”what? Something delicious.
So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. Jamesâ€™s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.
And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three actsâ€”â€śThe Novice Birdâ€ť (easy recipes for roasters), â€śFalling to Piecesâ€ť (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and â€śAdvanced Techniquesâ€ť (the climax of cooking)â€”Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.
With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.”
Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook is a lavishly illustrated cookbook that can be found in Paperback (perfect for your coffee table, and guaranteed to be a talking point when you have company) and also for your Kindle
Don’t forget to watch the hilarious Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook book trailer: